15 Funny Quotes By Famous People To Make You Think
Jean Kerr manages to get to the point beautifully.
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?
Groucho Marx as always, knew what he was saying.
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Ellen DeGeneres is very moving in her compassion.
To lose weight my Grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.
Elayne Boosler certainly has the key to comedy with these words.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Rita Mae Brown
Rita Mae Brown maybe wasn’t so crazy when she said this:
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.